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Evie is walking now. Actually, charging around the house at full speed, getting into all kinds of devilment even whilst looking like a cherub, is what she's doing.


Who, me? Be destructive and willful? Never!

And, now that she has more power than ever to get into things, she is sometimes (quite frequently, actually) a naughty little girl--and when she is being naughty, she clearly knows what she is doing. But she's just so darn cute! Heaven help us. The older she gets, the more fully her cheerfully evil nature asserts itself.

She looks straight into my eyes and grins merrily at me while reaching directly for the ink pen (or book with paper pages, or thumbtack, or other forbidden item) that I had just told her not to touch.

I tell her to say please when she wants a drink (a skill I thought we had down) and instead she screams, turns her back on me, and marches away rather than submit herself to my will.

She climbs up on the couch, snuggles with her sister, gives a toothy grin, and then bites her on the arm.


What? I'm not supposed to climb up and sit on top of daddy's guitars? I had no idea!

And then, yesterday, I found her sitting on the floor playing with my cell phone--another item she knows she's not supposed to play with--and discovered that she had dialed the following number: 666-6666.

Oh dear.

Was she phoning home?

I think perhaps we ought to be scared.


You're looking into the face of pure evil, right here.

5 comments:

Tammy said...

Jen, this is hilarious and I must say that she is the most lovable mischievious child I have ever met. Only one letter away huh... I can't wait to watch her personality develop further, much more fun for bystanders I'm sure you agree!!!

Mandi said...

LOL Too funny! Unfortunately I see some of these characteristics coming out in my sweet Kaden also. :) There are certain things that he knows he isn't allowed to touch and he consistently looks to see if I am watching, then he will give me the most precious smile in the world (that kind that melts your heart) then reach out and touch it! He can't even walk yet!

Heather said...

My third is the same way. Sometimes I wonder where he is hiding his horns.

Connie said...

No, she is an angel and I refuse to believe she is capable of any evil. Have you seen those blue eyes?! Hee Hee, I'll be praying for you! :)

guentherfamilynews said...

Evie and Kori are SOOOO much alike! Lets NOT get them together for a play date less they tie us up and cause trouble! ;)